We’re not making this up: Bat craps on Kelly Osbourne’s head



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Karma can be a nasty business. Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter Kelly Osbourne learned that first-hand. She was walking to a pie shop on Wednesday, Feb. 10, when a bat “attacked me and shit on my head!”

Call it paybacks for Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy’s most infamous on-stage act: biting the head off a bat. The incident happened in 1982. A fan tossed the bat onstage during one of Black Sabbath’s shows. Ozzy mistook it for a toy and bit into it.

“Immediately… something felt wrong,” Ozzy said (via NME). “Very wrong. For a start, my mouth was instantly full of this warm, gloopy liquid, with the worst aftertaste you could ever imagine. I could feel it staining my teeth and running down my chin. Then the head in my mouth twitched.”

Bats got their payback on Ozzy’s daughter 34 years later. They swooped at Kelly and defecated in her purple hair. “#FuckMyLife,” she said on Instagram. “Walked down the street to @harrysfamouspies where a fucking bat attacked me and shit on my head!”

Later, she had this to add:

“It was a case of mistaken identity @ozzyosbourne however I should not be paying for your crimes Dad! #BatShitCrazy”.

Kelly’s currently in Australia doing filming for Australia’s Got Talent.

#FuckMyLife walked down the street to @harrysfamouspies where a fucking bat attacked me and shit on my head!

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It was a case of mistaken identity @ozzyosbourne however I should not be paying for your crimes Dad! #BatShitCrazy πŸ˜‚

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Read more about the incident on NME.

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